Hire me!

Hire me!

So, you’re searching a programmer for your company? Well, here I am! I’m not very good at writing such texts, so I listed some bullet points below why you should hire me, what my interests are, what I’d like to do and so on.


All the things in bullet-points

  • Why you should hire me
    • I’m passionate about technology
    • I’m passionate about programming
    • I focus on quality, not on quantity
    • I’m reliable
    • I’m always honest
    • I love to discuss things until the details are clear
    • I want to understand before I start developing
      • so I love planing
      • so I love asking questions
      • so I love beeing asked questions
    • I learn every single day. My education is finished when I retire, not before.
    • I think software development is a creative thing and I really like beeing creative when it comes to programming
  • Interests
    • Linux
      • NixOS
      • Archlinux, Debian - I know how to use them but I have to look up most of the things
    • Programming
      • C
        • non-embedded
        • Linux kernel
      • Ruby
        • small scripts
      • Rust
      • Haskell
      • Lisp / Scheme / Racket
      • Nix
        • NixOS packages
        • NixOS services
        • My system configuration
    • Reading
      • Papers
        • Programming
        • Computer Science (Theory stuff)
      • Books
        • Sci-Fi
        • Fantasy
        • Sometimes Thriller-like stuff
    • Cooking
      • Vegetarian stuff
      • Pasta
      • Sushi (only vegetarian)
  • What I can do (but not necessarily like to do)
    • Programming
      • Java
      • C
      • C++
      • Ruby
      • Rust
      • Haskell (learning right now)
      • Python (a bit)
      • Bash
      • Nix
      • Racket
      • Lua (a bit)
      • SQL
      • PHP (never learned php OOP)
      • Latex
      • vimscript (enough to configure my vim)
    • Databases
      • Software
        • PostgreSQL
        • sqlite
      • Theory (basics)
  • What I’d like to learn
    • Programming Languages
      • Scala
      • Lisp, Scheme, etc
      • Idris
      • R
    • Ruby-related
      • Ruby on Rails
    • High performance computing stuff
    • Massive parallelism stuff
  • How I like to work
    • Linux (NixOS, Archlinux, Debian)
    • Tiling-window-manager (i3)
    • git
    • (neo)vim
    • nine to five
    • with Club Mate
    • with Music
    • with concentration
    • with fun
    • with People, but also alone
    • with breaks where I can read programming articles, hackernews, reddit, etc
  • What I want to do more
    • Collaborating with people
    • Open Source
    • working, discussing, debating and interacting with people
    • Learning
  • Hire me…
    • … After my bachelors degree (beginning 2016)
    • … After my masters degree (mid/end 2017)
    • … But feel free to contact me any time
  • Where I want to work
    • Anywhere, but not North Korea or the US
    • I’d love Nordic countries, Norway, Sweden, England, Scotland, Iceland (uuuuh), etc.
  • Type of work I’d like to do
    • Linux stuff. I don’t have a clue how to use this Windows thing!
    • Application development
    • Service development
    • High performance computing
    • Massive parallelism stuff
    • Functional programming stuff
    • Research
  • Type of work I won’t do
    • Stuff for the NSA, GHCQ, BND or whatever secret service you want to hire me for
    • Stuff where people (could) die
      • like military stuff
      • like medicine stuff (I really don’t want to, but I guess we can argue about this one)
      • (atomic) power plant related software
      • missile software
      • plane software
      • … etc
  • Contact and other sources