Dear recruiters...

From time to time (read: daily), I get messages from recruiters on platforms like LinkedIn or Xing. 99% of them do not even care to read my profile. I don't know whether this is just because they're bots, or because every recruiter uses the shotgun-approach and just sends out invitations like crazy because they actually do not care.

So here is a bullet point list for you, dear recruiters:

Also: If you read this in 2021 or 2022, leave me alone as well! I'm perfectly happy right now!